We are the music makers.

im-cool-like-that:

Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]

(via yo-cosplayer)

tripledrycap:

Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]

adfknlskdfsd GODDD…….

THAT IS SO GOOD

I know nearly nothing about this gentleman, but I’m already in love!

(Source: oh-whiskers)

tidepooling:

parties at my house

Pug party! I wants it.

(Source: animalsthatdopeoplethings, via tripledrycap)

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the-unpopular-opinions:

Agree?

I really dislike the persons use of incontrollable [sic] here. For a start, it’s uncontrollable, but this is forgiveable. It’s almost a trend; saying something is uncontrollable seems to be thrown about almost as easily as saying that something literally happened. And it’s used incorrectly almost as frequently!

Seeing as you’re writing on Tumblr, you’ve had the time to find a nice picture of a lady in her fur hat and coat, write your opinion on it and submit it to theunpopular-opinions, I believe I can fairly safely assume you’re not in prison? Why am I hypothesising this situation you may ask?

If something is uncontrollable (or incontrollable in OP’s case) it means that there is no physical possibility that you are capable of refraining from partaking in the activity you are referring to. If the urge to rip someone’s skin off and rub salt in it were truly uncontrollable to you, you’d be completely and utterly powerless to resist, so you’d be in jail for causing grevious bodily harm or murdering a person. That’s what uncontrollable urges are.

It’s no different to when people are describing a situation where they laughed really hard and say “I literally died”. Well, actually no, you metaphorically died. You figuratively died from how intense your laughter was. If you literally died, you’d actually be dead.

I know it’s an insanely stupid point to focus on for me, and I now it’s picky and I’m probably just being a bit of a bitch about it, but these simple and really basic vocabulary errors drive me nuts.

21flyinhawaiian:

Like a boss:)

I’d love to get this as a Tee for my BF. He’d go crazy for it!

(Source: isighnomore, via asterios-polyp)

a-black-car-pulled-up-and:

kingsandheroes:

evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d:

AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.

i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson

SON OF COUL.

(Source: nonuggles)

killette:

Threnody In Velvet

I would do so much for a corset like this.

(via yo-cosplayer)

yo-lady:

moreinclinedtoactmyshoesize:

droogywoog:

suffren:

gerrisdrinkwater:

eridan-ampwwhora:

ibrakeforunicorns:

thelaughingstache:

danielmcbatman:

bedheadreams:

Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.

OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN! 

just had eggs god they were delish

man i love eggs

im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious

mmm delicious chicken periods

ok

its a fucking egg cell

do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?

seeds

do you know what holds seeds?

fruit.

enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!

I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!

Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.

It was delicious.

YOU GUYS DO KNOW THAT THE YOLK IS THE SHIT BABY CHICKENS FEED ON? AND A LOT OF BIRD BREEDERS FEED CHICKEN PERIODS TO THEIR BREEDING BIRDS BECAUSE THE BIRDS LOVE IT AND IT’S FUCKING FOOD FOR THEM AND THEIR CHICKS. THEY EVEN FEED IT TO CHICKENS.

SHIT GUYS WE BETTER TELL THEM BIRD BREEDERS THAT BIRDS COME FROM EGGS.

(Source: joebspecial, via tripledrycap)

thelilnan:

teratomarty:

Otters Chasing A Butterfly

I am physically unable to avoid reblogging these otters.

omg

go otters go

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vanessacsketch:

ouyangdan:

weirdoqueen:

jvvi:

Dante Basco (Zuko) on The Last Airbender movie.

Didn’t make any sense to me either.

#reasons why i will never watch the last airbender movie

Exactly.

I have seen it (more than once if you can believe it), but it required heavy riffing and even then it was still painful. It is a joyless experience outside of what jokes you bring with you.

Preach sisters. As cute as the CG Appa looks, I won’t see it and no one can make me.

(Source: zukkos, via yo-cosplayer)